Last Week's Excuses For Not Working Out
- Monday - Raining
- Tuesday - Raining
- Wednesday - Couldn’t find a parking spot
- Thursday - Raining
- Friday - It’s Friday
- Saturday - It’s Saturday
- Sunday - It was Friday and Saturday
- Today - Raining
Obviously, in college, everyone had friends that you’ve had Stoli (let’s be real) Popov-fuled heart-to-hearts with worthy of recapping on a facebook wall post. You know, the ones you met at Sigma Chi and you’re waiting in line for the bathroom but some homegirl is crying/throwing up what’s left of some one night stand heartbreak/hogging the toilet so let’s pee in the bathtub and omg tag that on facebook, you’re my new favorite!? They stayed exactly what they are: college friends.
They aren’t those friends. They’re the ones still around in the morning, sober, handing you the much needed blue Powerade, the one you were using as a chaser last night, because omg remember at Sigma Chi when we were in the bathroom and you couldn’t stop crying/throwing up what’s left of some one night stand heartbreak/hogging the toilet? College is over, and they’re still around.
It hurts how much I miss them.
I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU CALM.
Yeasayer - Tightrope
I cannot imagine how disgusting this tastes.