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Alice. 23. Bay Area.
Short skirts, long hair.
Hormones flying everywhere.
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Last Week's Excuses For Not Working Out

  • Monday - Raining
  • Tuesday - Raining
  • Wednesday - Couldn’t find a parking spot
  • Thursday - Raining
  • Friday - It’s Friday
  • Saturday - It’s Saturday
  • Sunday - It was Friday and Saturday
  • Today - Raining

Obviously, in college, everyone had friends that you’ve had Stoli (let’s be real) Popov-fuled heart-to-hearts with worthy of recapping on a facebook wall post.  You know, the ones you met at Sigma Chi and you’re waiting in line for the bathroom but some homegirl is crying/throwing up what’s left of some one night stand heartbreak/hogging the toilet so let’s pee in the bathtub and omg tag that on facebook, you’re my new favorite!? They stayed exactly what they are: college friends.They aren’t those friends. They’re the ones still around in the morning, sober, handing you the much needed blue Powerade, the one you were using as a chaser last night, because omg remember at Sigma Chi when we were in the bathroom and you couldn’t stop crying/throwing up what’s left of some one night stand heartbreak/hogging the toilet? College is over, and they’re still around. It hurts how much I miss them.

Obviously, in college, everyone had friends that you’ve had Stoli (let’s be real) Popov-fuled heart-to-hearts with worthy of recapping on a facebook wall post.  You know, the ones you met at Sigma Chi and you’re waiting in line for the bathroom but some homegirl is crying/throwing up what’s left of some one night stand heartbreak/hogging the toilet so let’s pee in the bathtub and omg tag that on facebook, you’re my new favorite!? They stayed exactly what they are: college friends.

They aren’t those friends. They’re the ones still around in the morning, sober, handing you the much needed blue Powerade, the one you were using as a chaser last night, because omg remember at Sigma Chi when we were in the bathroom and you couldn’t stop crying/throwing up what’s left of some one night stand heartbreak/hogging the toilet? College is over, and they’re still around.

It hurts how much I miss them.

So Deep

  • Me: Um, I see Mollie...cannot deal.
  • Alice: Don't worry, I need to have sex.
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  • This made a lot more sense after a game of 7-11 Doubles.

You're going to tell me to calm down during a fight?

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU CALM.

Yes, you do.

  • BigRob2318: I need help
  • aliceaurus: with what
  • BigRob2318: Do you like this font?
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Yeasayer - Tightrope


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I cannot imagine how disgusting this tastes.

I cannot imagine how disgusting this tastes.